This morning when I had my 5th grade class, there was some definite letter passing going on. It didn’t start until near the end of class, and they were passing letters that they had written before coming to the computer lab. I thought the owner of the letter was finally in possession of it, so I didn’t think it was a big deal. I mean, there were worse things they could have been doing while in the lab.

I didn’t give much thought about the letter passing until early afternoon when I went to log one of the computers back on and noticed a folded piece of notebook paper underneath the keyboard. This is what I found:

My Boo!

J****** would you go out with me. You have a great personality. The other reason is that you are sexy and amazing and also a hottie. We also can have a good time go out with each other. I am going to stop being so warsome and you have to stop being mean to me. The reason I know you are sexy is because you have a amazing body and your lips are big and juicy like I like them. That is the reason I want to go out with you. I am not done yet there is more. I will start being nice to you. I will do anything to go out with you because you are the love of my life. That paper that D*** was going to give to you was that she was asking if you will-

There was obviously a missing second page to the letter. I had two fourth graders in the lab working on their portfolio pieces and I told them I found a love letter. They begged me to read it to them, but of course I didn’t. Instead, here I am posting it for the world to read. I am breaking copyright violations.

This afternoon before school was out, I took the letter to the teacher and told her that I had found a love letter in the lab. Funny thing is, I didn’t find the letter underneath J’s keyboard or D’s keyboard, or even K’s keyboard (the girl who wrote it). It was under another boy’s keyboard! Apparently, the teacher has had problems with love letters in her classroom too. Oh, the raging hormones of young ones. *giggles!!*

I present to you the result of me thinking about carrots.

So I’ve wanted to draw a cute “comic” for a long time now. I know that the peril of my adorable carrot isn’t going to be winning any prizes for webcomics, but it was fun to make. I don’t know if I’ll make more of these little things (hence the question mark after the number 1), but I may give it another try. If you want to see an adorable little comic featuring a cute turtle, panda, and kitty then visit Christine’s site.

This “comic” and any future comics will be made a sticky post until a new comic is uploaded. At that time, the stickyness will be removed from the old comic and the new comic will become the sticky one. Please see below for my latest blog entry.