My thanks goes out to American Idol for making Kentuckians look like poor, starving, uneducated hicks on tonights episode.

Apparently, first graders eat sucker sticks. I gave some first graders Dum-Dum pops, and they told me they like to eat the sticks. According to the,, you have to suck on the stick lots to get it good and soft. One kid has eaten whole sticks before. He said it tastes good….