So, today I presented “Faux Paw the Techno Cat” to 4 classes in a row. Faux paw is this animated orange cat with 6 toes on each of her front paws. Anyway, the presentation is all about internet safety. Faux Paw meets Happy Fluffy Kittyface in the Ball of Yarn chatroom and decides to meet her in person. Only….”she” is a he- a big scary dog who’s gonna eat Faux Paw! Yeah, it gets pretty intense. ^____^

“I am FAUX PAW! Ze Techno Cat!”

I got this joke in my school email today. ^__^

Cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanceto see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:

1) you have to be single and

2) you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, ” Yes, I’m single and Catholic!

“Ok” the nun says. ” pull into the next alley. ”

The nun fulfils the cab driver’s fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married …..and I’m Jewish!”

The nun says, “That’s ok. My name’s Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

Hee hee!