Silly Halloween Nun Joke
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006I got this joke in my school email today. ^__^
Cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanceto see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, ” Yes, I’m single and Catholic!
“Ok” the nun says. ” pull into the next alley. ”
The nun fulfils the cab driver’s fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married …..and I’m Jewish!”
The nun says, “That’s ok. My name’s Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
Hee hee!
