I got this joke in my school email today. ^__^

Cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanceto see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:

1) you have to be single and

2) you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, ” Yes, I’m single and Catholic!

“Ok” the nun says. ” pull into the next alley. ”

The nun fulfils the cab driver’s fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married …..and I’m Jewish!”

The nun says, “That’s ok. My name’s Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

Hee hee!

So here it is….the moment you’ve been waiting for….. my new laptop. ^________^

A genuine (heavy) Apple Powerbook 150 from early 90’s. Whoo-hooo! I found it in the bottom of my school closet. ^________^ I rock!